Encounter 10 tips to "save" money (so to speak, I really do not save, just manage to get "tables" to the next fortnight). Now that is so fashionable that you do not reach the half, the best, or you're unemployed at the worst, the councils are pure gold dust.
1 .- Do not buy lottery tickets or prize draws, the probability of getting the jackpot are one in million. It's worse when you forget that you bought the ticket and forget to collate. In December I was given a raffle ticket toyota truck, the draw was on February 4 and the list of winners was published on 7 in national newspapers. I suppose that I took any because nobody told me and if I took it out because I did not buy the newspaper and I'm going to spawn the National Newspaper to check that. Chances are that I took a cake without cake chorizo.
2 .- Do not take expensive coffee drinks. Here in nacolandia sell me cappuccino at 17 pesos, in other places in 40 or 60 pesos. Almost as if you were to take the equivalent of a pound of coffee super. Ya better buy my box of 8 sachets of Nescafe Cappuccino 40 wt. Each packet comes in 5 weights, I take two a day, ten dollars in total. And the truth is well known. Not suitable for diabetics or quail. The quail drink tea, even cheaper.
3 .- Journal on newsstands or Sanborn. I never read magazines. Twenty or thirty-five dollars thrown away.
4 .- Dyeing or dry cleaning. I bring all wrinkled trousers, I counts. If I am not a raise, why what's going to take to the cleaners? Once I put some pants on the washing machine and left a pair of pants for dwarf. And I know of no midget for a friend.
5 .- premium gasoline. Here we would fuck me. Diesel gives me something to put him my buzz, go to desconchiflar.
6 .- Confectionery film. Hell, a combo of popcorn and soda cost as much as the movie ticket. And the parking lot. And if you're a family. And to me that I love the movies. I'm okay, I chuto the movies from the internet, with a translation jodidÃsima, and a resolution of hell. Me vale. I have almost all new releases. Not have time to see them is another thing haha, but I have. Cloned films Pirates of the flea to 10 or 15 pesos, remain a robbery, minor, but it is a steal.
7 .- type Restaurants Sanborn, Toks, Lynis, Wings, the gate became a luxury for me. When I Was Young, went to Les Moustaches, Les Champs Elysees, L'Etable. Now better buy a steak at the grocery dubious quality and sometimes a bottle of wine and I eat at home with family. Since the Sanborn food and all that is besides basophils and face.
8 .- Manicure and pedicure professionals. I have never known that. Per se cut my hair and it hurts my elbow. Before going to the hairdressers A 100 bucks. Now there in Zaragoza Avenue will not cut it for 20 pesos. Of course the potty to get over your head, you lose the glamor, no fart.
9 .- High-priced grooming products. Jaja, click English, and I forgot that's that grooming. Well, I guess the foie gras or pate simple, and are luxuries for me. I am disappointed in this life to eat a lobster. In itself once asked crab legs and was a bear to use the pliers and take out the meat. The largest bear was when I drank the lemon water you have to rinse your fingers.
10 .- premium cable channels. Taking the hamster who the hell wants to watch the Playboy channel or venus? Or go to the movies or booths Teresa hot central axis?
Other tips are: 11 .- No catch. Whether at home or outside, always charge it, one way or another.
12 .- Do not smoke. 13 .- Do not drink. 14 .- Do not eat. Is bastard, but say that some 20 million Mexicans occasionally practiced this. Or if you eat, make it like the Chinese, anything that moves is edible or drag.
15 .- I would not breathe. But I still think no tax cause breathing, take it.
16 .- I would say last advice, but against the common and universal idea that Mexicans are either male (and all because we love the chile), you have fear of the bony. We are well ladybugs without panties.
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