Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Clever Wedding Reply Card



I never understood. I tried to reason, but did not reach any conclusion.

How many times have we been eating us a sandwich and suddenly felt a strange texture in our mouths or in our language, that is not lettuce or cheese or ham, minus the mayo or mustard?

Surprised we put a finger or two or as may be required to our mouth and carefully draw the material out of the ordinary.

And there is the curious thing. I found the sandwiches, pieces of plastic film, I think of that guy with the yellow around cheese. Plastic strips with which I come around the slices of ham. Once I found a metal clip, which I imagine with stapled the bag of bread, cheese or ham. Luckily caught early and I swallowed it.

But at the pinnacle of the things that one can find in a sandwich, and that few people tolerate are the hairs. A single hair can cause us to want to guacarear the already ingested the sandwich. Why? I do not know. I do not know if we associate it with some hair seborrheic, or split ends, or as lousy plane ("Lousy?).

The same is true when we found a hair in the soup, rice or anything that we eat.

Something very different happens when we are with a sexual partner in bed, in the car or at the cinema. That the fever itself dominates the disgust and kiss, bite or lick his face, ears, hair, neck, armpits, and whiskers (oh, pus is that some women have mustaches, lol).

Oh, I forgot about those situations where one is in the mouth or tongue with some pubic hair. There peep say yes, we remove the lips slightly and continue with homework, haha.

Not very disgusting? hehe.

Quod dixi dixi

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